99 cents. It seems a reasonable price to pay to advance further in your favorite time-waster, Candy Crush. In fact, every day millions of people carelessly spend a buck here for a life, a buck there for a power-up. Many of us, however, aren’t kin to the royal family, so you probably won’t see us reaching for our wallets with such disregard. What we will do is badger our dearest, most-likely estranged Facebook friends for help crossing those stupid bridges or for an extra life to once again taste that sweet, sweet candy rock. Friends, we know how detrimental our addiction is to your life, cluttering your notifications, leaving you at wit’s end. This… this is for you. Send me a life, though. (Come on!)