“Stop it! No, No!” cried the driver as his lovely, crazed passenger throws herself out of the moving car. Now, this right here is a classic example of being booty blinded. It’s like being snow-blinded, only it ain’t no snow, just a cute piece of ass. He does have just enough vision to start filming when, whom I assume to be his other half, goes bat-shit crazy and tries to wreck the car and everyone in it. Luckily, she only wrecked her self. Do it, Fox News.

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