“Who needs real family, friends and people to offer encouragement when you have a clapping machine, Facebook likes, energy drinks and Kelly Clarkson music?”

Forbes says that automated daily tasks could be bad for your health. Well, genius inventor Simone Giertz has developed a contraption that will directly enable the worst of your laziest of lazy days. The control slider on Simone’s Applause Machine takes you from a “snarky slow clap” up to “breakneck speed” for any and all of your lethargic congratulatory needs. This amazing creation of the 21st century could only be rivaled by its kindred inventions, The Wakeup Machine and The Breakfast Machine. All three should be used in conjunction for maximum effect. Burn up and catch the vibe:

via makezine